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About Us

Lizard Kanye, President of all lizards and soon-to-be lizards is reachable. 

Wanna share some ideas on how to take over the world? Wanna support us? 

Please do! 

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 Inaugural Speech

Fellow Lizards and soon-to-be lizards,

Today we celebrate change.
Change has been at the forefront of many presidential campaigns.
Yet here we are. Not much has changed. New problems have arisen.
COVID-19, The war in Ukraine, my divorce.
It’s all same same but different. 

But now we are together.
You have created this movement.
A movement the world has never seen before.

Change is much needed.
Change is what we’ll bring.

Let’s not work on the previous old structure of democracy.
Let’s reshuffle the whole concept and create Democracy 3.0
A new way of decision making.
A new way forward.

A new world where people say gm to their neighbours.

Of course, a lot needs to be fixed.
But together we can do it.
This is my life mission.
Our mission together.

A mission towards greatness.
A mission where no one has to be hungry anymore.
A mission where we can all own a Creepz NFT.
A mission for equality and unity.

No longer can we accept a minority to hold all the power.
We are together. We are lizards.
Let’s not forget our past.
Let’s use our mistakes to build the future.

I spent the last 2 years on Discord to get a sense of what is most needed.
Let me introduce you to our political roadmap.

Stage 1 – Make $Loomi the official currency

Inflation, inflation, inflation. 
We can no longer accept that the cost of a house is One Billion Dollars.
Loomi is a much better currency and has been created by our excellent team of devs.
And in order to fight inflation, we will work towards the best burn mechanism ever created.
More information will be shared soon.

Stage 2 – Fix Ethereum

Vitalik, my dear fren has promised ETH 2.0. It was supposed to come out in 2022.
Yet we’re still stuck with outdated technology.
Gwei is always above 500. People are suffering.
No longer is the common lizard and soon-to-be lizard able to afford a jpeg.

But we have a solution. We hired the best devs to fix the problem. 


Stage 3 – Fix Opensea

Devs are a much-needed resource in our world.
And our biggest marketplace is suffering from the lack of it.
Our mission is to create dev schools around the country so that our future lizard generation will no longer know the meaning of 404.

Stage 4 – Create one unified Discord

No longer can we each work on our own towards similar goals.
Having 142 open Discords is no longer an option.

We are all lizards. We are one.

I’ll make sure Democracy gets its unified Discord where we can all be frens.

Those, my frens, are the main pillars.
Of course, there’s a lot more that needs our attention.
Cat pets around the world are killing way too many lizards, 

Lizard Kim is not answering my calls, just to name a few.

But rest assured. We’ll get to it. 

And to reiterate. This is not simply the continuation of democracy as we know it. 

This is DEMOCRACY 3.0

We have big dreams. 

And together we will achieve them.

LAGMI 🦎

1 Comment

  • I used to sit next to this dude at school. I remember he did a shit in the urinal one time. He can fix this broken world!! VOTE LANYE! Burn LOOMI! Burn EVERYTHING!! 🕯️🦎

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